Waaaaaay too perky

[bjarvis]

Does Rachael Ray do a few lines of coke before going on "30-Minute Meals"? No one could be that perky & hyper naturally. Someone please medicate the woman. Thank you.

Comments

[annoyinghandle.livejournal.com]

I know. Personally, I think she's slamming meth.

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

I dunno what she may be slamming but I've heard her admit she's ADD though.

I happen to like her, despite her hyper, giggly personality.

At least she's not quite as bad as Marylou Retten was in the Olympics back in I think 1984.

[annoyinghandle.livejournal.com]

I'm not a huge fan of "30 Minute Meals," but I do enjoy Rachael on "(Insert Name of City Here) On $40 a Day," or whatever it's called.

Anyway, now that I think about it, Emeril strikes me as much more of a coke fiend than Ms. Ray.

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

I can't stand Emeril at all. He makes Ms Ray seem docile in comparison. :-)

[jss]

So you're familiar with their respective drinking games, yes?

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

I've not heard of their drinking games but just watch them in their respective shows and Id still take Ms Ray anyday. :-)

[annoyinghandle.livejournal.com]

Please share the drinking games

[jss]

In the oversimplified forms, you do a { shot | drink } any time they say or do:

• Emeril:
  • Bam
  • Use your knobs
  • It's not rocket science
  • Keep it G
  • Makes fun of Jay
  • (etc.)
• Rachael Ray:
  • Yum-o
  • Tells us what EVOO is
  • References her big mouth
  • References dropping stuff
  • References burning the bread, toast, etc.

In less simplified form, some things are more for sips and other more for shots.

[bradferd23.livejournal.com]

She is better than that Sandra Lee with the semi-homemade stuff... I wish she would stop saying evoo... it just sounds wrong.

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

I'm not familiar with this rather -er- hyperkinetic woman. Do I want to know what "evoo" is?

[bradferd23.livejournal.com]

EVOO = Extra Virgin Olive Oil... I think they both come on somewhat together on the food network...

[tdjohnsn.livejournal.com]

I've heard rumor that that is actually true...

[dendren.livejournal.com]

she is too annoyingly perky, no matter what the show. I just feel bad for all the schleps out there who think they can actually do the same meal in 30 minutes without the coke.

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I can do those meals in about 8 minutes!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

He means making them, not eating them. :-)

[dendren.livejournal.com]

LOL true, but I'm talking about the typical housewife with 3.5 screaming kids and a kitchen than isn't perfectly set up with all the ingredients and stuff hidden in just exactly where they are supposed to be :)

[annoyinghandle.livejournal.com]

OK, then you just drink heavily to deaden the pain...

[dendren.livejournal.com]

nah... drinking housewives is so 20th century, it's all about the happy peppy pills nowadays ;)

[annoyinghandle.livejournal.com]

Hold on there, mister -- "Mother's Little Helpers" are very mid-20th century. Besides, isn't Bree a big lush on Desperate Housewives?
BTW, I am soooo friending you...

[dendren.livejournal.com]

True true... mothers little helpers have been around forever but we've moved from things like valium to prozac and welbutrin. Not that there is anything wrong with that :)

Oh, and Bree and her drinking, since she was sort of originally patterned after Martha (Satan) Stewart, do you think Martha has a garbage can full of wine bottles or sleeps off her liquor on the front lawn? Now *that* would be a great pic for the enquirer hehehe

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

I'm talking about the typical housewife with 3.5 screaming kids and a kitchen than isn't perfectly set up with all the ingredients and stuff hidden in just exactly where they are supposed to be

THAT is why God invented microwave ovens and pre-prepared frozen dinners.

[dendren.livejournal.com]

heh... I grew up on frozen dinners. No wonder I love to cook so much now, I didn't get real food as a kid :)

[huntercbear.livejournal.com]

I know someone who could easily be Rachael Ray's identical twin. The crazy twist is this person actually has an identical twin. Imagine Rachael Ray in stereo.....I have seen it. Scary!!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Run away! Run away!

[low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com]

you should learn to cook in MY kitchen (giggle) - just ask around.

[moofedct.livejournal.com]

You want her to be on MORE drugs? :)