Waaaaaay too perky

[bjarvis]

Does Rachael Ray do a few lines of coke before going on "30-Minute Meals"? No one could be that perky & hyper naturally. Someone please medicate the woman. Thank you.

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[jss]

In the oversimplified forms, you do a { shot | drink } any time they say or do:

• Emeril:
  • Bam
  • Use your knobs
  • It's not rocket science
  • Keep it G
  • Makes fun of Jay
  • (etc.)
• Rachael Ray:
  • Yum-o
  • Tells us what EVOO is
  • References her big mouth
  • References dropping stuff
  • References burning the bread, toast, etc.

In less simplified form, some things are more for sips and other more for shots.