Waaaaaay too perky

[bjarvis]

Does Rachael Ray do a few lines of coke before going on "30-Minute Meals"? No one could be that perky & hyper naturally. Someone please medicate the woman. Thank you.

Comments

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I can do those meals in about 8 minutes!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

He means making them, not eating them. :-)

[dendren.livejournal.com]

LOL true, but I'm talking about the typical housewife with 3.5 screaming kids and a kitchen than isn't perfectly set up with all the ingredients and stuff hidden in just exactly where they are supposed to be :)

[annoyinghandle.livejournal.com]

OK, then you just drink heavily to deaden the pain...

[dendren.livejournal.com]

nah... drinking housewives is so 20th century, it's all about the happy peppy pills nowadays ;)

[annoyinghandle.livejournal.com]

Hold on there, mister -- "Mother's Little Helpers" are very mid-20th century. Besides, isn't Bree a big lush on Desperate Housewives?
BTW, I am soooo friending you...

[dendren.livejournal.com]

True true... mothers little helpers have been around forever but we've moved from things like valium to prozac and welbutrin. Not that there is anything wrong with that :)

Oh, and Bree and her drinking, since she was sort of originally patterned after Martha (Satan) Stewart, do you think Martha has a garbage can full of wine bottles or sleeps off her liquor on the front lawn? Now *that* would be a great pic for the enquirer hehehe

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

I'm talking about the typical housewife with 3.5 screaming kids and a kitchen than isn't perfectly set up with all the ingredients and stuff hidden in just exactly where they are supposed to be

THAT is why God invented microwave ovens and pre-prepared frozen dinners.

[dendren.livejournal.com]

heh... I grew up on frozen dinners. No wonder I love to cook so much now, I didn't get real food as a kid :)