Pearls of Wisdom

[bjarvis]

It has been said that it is impossible for a woman to appear ladylike while eating a hotdog.

I respectfully submit that it is equally impossible for any human being to eat a taco without looking like a St. Bernard.

Kent with taco, 2006-08-26

Good thing I like St. Bernards.

Comments

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

Cute. And it's dripping stuff between his fingers too. :-)

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

I think the bits between his fingers is the wrapping, but it's hard to tell on this lo-res photo.

Cell phones clearly weren't meant for quality portraiture in mall food courts. :-^

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

No they aren't and you may recall, I lost my good cell phone with camera in it as well back on Pride day. :-(

Now I'm using my crappy as can be Moto V120 that I got originally when I first signed on with Verizon in 2003 for now.

[dr-scott.livejournal.com]

You mean there are times when he *doesn't* look like a St. Bernard? Minus little keg, of course.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Occasionally, he does clean up nicely.

Occasionally.

[kent4str.livejournal.com]

Hey! I've got a keg...

[jwg.livejournal.com]

I remember a british colleague of mine who ate everything with a knife and fork - doughnuts, an apple.... It definitely looked refined, but it's much more fun wolfing stuff down.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Yup, there's something to be said for occasionally indulging in simply dropping one's face directly into the bowl. :-)

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

The angle is right, too — similar to... well, you know.

[paigemom.livejournal.com]

Someone down the hall just asked me if I'm okay.

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to answer.

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

That looks pretty damn tasty...

...and the taco looks good too...