Pearls of Wisdom

[bjarvis]

It has been said that it is impossible for a woman to appear ladylike while eating a hotdog.

I respectfully submit that it is equally impossible for any human being to eat a taco without looking like a St. Bernard.

Kent with taco, 2006-08-26

Good thing I like St. Bernards.

Comments

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

Cute. And it's dripping stuff between his fingers too. :-)

[dr-scott.livejournal.com]

You mean there are times when he *doesn't* look like a St. Bernard? Minus little keg, of course.

[jwg.livejournal.com]

I remember a british colleague of mine who ate everything with a knife and fork - doughnuts, an apple.... It definitely looked refined, but it's much more fun wolfing stuff down.

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

The angle is right, too — similar to... well, you know.

[paigemom.livejournal.com]

Someone down the hall just asked me if I'm okay.

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to answer.

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

That looks pretty damn tasty...

...and the taco looks good too...