Pearls of Wisdom

[bjarvis]

It has been said that it is impossible for a woman to appear ladylike while eating a hotdog.

I respectfully submit that it is equally impossible for any human being to eat a taco without looking like a St. Bernard.

Kent with taco, 2006-08-26

Good thing I like St. Bernards.

Comments

[jwg.livejournal.com]

I remember a british colleague of mine who ate everything with a knife and fork - doughnuts, an apple.... It definitely looked refined, but it's much more fun wolfing stuff down.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Yup, there's something to be said for occasionally indulging in simply dropping one's face directly into the bowl. :-)