Pearls of Wisdom

[bjarvis]

It has been said that it is impossible for a woman to appear ladylike while eating a hotdog.

I respectfully submit that it is equally impossible for any human being to eat a taco without looking like a St. Bernard.

Kent with taco, 2006-08-26

Good thing I like St. Bernards.

Comments

[paigemom.livejournal.com]

Someone down the hall just asked me if I'm okay.

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to answer.