Return to Boredom

[bjarvis]

Everything I needed to do at work today was completed by 9 AM.

As expected, our cube farm has become a cube desert: there are a couple of signs of life but it's pretty dead overall.

I'm planning to go out to the local shopping mall at noon to pick up a few minor stocking stuffers, a birthday card for my father and lunch. Pray for me.

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[madknits.livejournal.com]

*best high church Anglo Catholic accent*

O LORD,
Look down upon your faithful servant
Brian of the overactive penis
Make smooth the path for him
O LORD
Remove obstacles and irritations
and bad drivers from his way.
Keep from him the mad and impetuous
Holiday shoppers who would
run over his feet with their shopping carts
That he may return home to his two husbands
and fornicate wildly with them.
Help him to find, O LORD
A card for his male parental unit
Not too raunchy, not too treacly,
but just right.
This we pray through Christ our LORD
Amen.

*/best high church Anglo Catholic accent*

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

My job is usually a bit busier than yours, I gather, but when it gets dead (like today) that's why I log into Second Life and go to gay dance parties being run by Australians. It's nighttime for them. Lots of hot pixels ... though I've panned my camera view away from the porn shots on the virtual "walls" of the club.

Safe shopping!

[allanh.livejournal.com]

I can't. I'm atheist.

Would it be OK if I just swore a lot on your behalf?

[kent4str.livejournal.com]

For him or at him, it can only help.

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

well, if you're still suffering from ennui, here's something five minutes long and entertaining. Two teenagers in Kelowna stole a car and went for a joyride. Except it was a bait car. Their time inside was videotaped. From the account in the Trawna Star:

The possibility of having stolen one of those cars crossed one of the thieves' minds. "Wouldn't it be funny if this was a bait car?" one teen says. "They have them in Kelowna now."

As the driver continued speeding, he advised his passenger to buckle up. The passenger also offered his own advice to his partner-in-crime that they not drive near the police station in their stolen car.

With the hidden video camera continuing to record their entire conversation, one of the teens mused that it would be "crazy" if they had stolen one of the bait cars and the video was put on the website baitcar.com.

"We can look at ourselves getting pinched," he gloated. [They got their wish. It's now on the mountie website]

A few minutes later, the engine was cut and after a brief foot chase, RCMP caught the cocky duo.

and you can see it all on the video. little weasels.