O LORD, Look down upon your faithful servant Brian of the overactive penis Make smooth the path for him O LORD Remove obstacles and irritations and bad drivers from his way. Keep from him the mad and impetuous Holiday shoppers who would run over his feet with their shopping carts That he may return home to his two husbands and fornicate wildly with them. Help him to find, O LORD A card for his male parental unit Not too raunchy, not too treacly, but just right. This we pray through Christ our LORD Amen.
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Date: 2007-12-21 03:04 pm (UTC)O LORD,
Look down upon your faithful servant
Brian of the overactive penis
Make smooth the path for him
O LORD
Remove obstacles and irritations
and bad drivers from his way.
Keep from him the mad and impetuous
Holiday shoppers who would
run over his feet with their shopping carts
That he may return home to his two husbands
and fornicate wildly with them.
Help him to find, O LORD
A card for his male parental unit
Not too raunchy, not too treacly,
but just right.
This we pray through Christ our LORD
Amen.
*/best high church Anglo Catholic accent*