Return to Boredom

[bjarvis]

Everything I needed to do at work today was completed by 9 AM.

As expected, our cube farm has become a cube desert: there are a couple of signs of life but it's pretty dead overall.

I'm planning to go out to the local shopping mall at noon to pick up a few minor stocking stuffers, a birthday card for my father and lunch. Pray for me.

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[madknits.livejournal.com]

*best high church Anglo Catholic accent*

O LORD,
Look down upon your faithful servant
Brian of the overactive penis
Make smooth the path for him
O LORD
Remove obstacles and irritations
and bad drivers from his way.
Keep from him the mad and impetuous
Holiday shoppers who would
run over his feet with their shopping carts
That he may return home to his two husbands
and fornicate wildly with them.
Help him to find, O LORD
A card for his male parental unit
Not too raunchy, not too treacly,
but just right.
This we pray through Christ our LORD
Amen.

*/best high church Anglo Catholic accent*