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What is it about green bean casserole that so enthralls Americans at Thanksgiving?

I just don't get it.

Date: 2007-11-24 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
We'd ask you the same thing about Kawfee Krisps.

Coffee Crisp is a reminder sent to earth by God that He forgives our sins and there is indeed a Heaven. If I were a priest, I'd mass would be served with Coffee Crisp and Coke Classic. Our parishioners could heave each service simultaneously cleansed of their sins and with a light sugar buzz.

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