Our cleaning service descended upon our happy home this afternoon. It's nice to have the place cleaned up but it smells like our home has been napalmed with lemons.
it smells like our home has been napalmed with lemons
pickypickypicky. buy them new cleaning products. you could smell like an explosion in a pine forest instead. or carbolic soap. alternatively, get those pluginthewall gizmos that zap a new poof of a different pong every 3 minutes.
just don't let anyone catch you putting a dab of Lemon PledgeTM behind your ears before a hot date.
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Date: 2007-02-21 05:08 am (UTC)pickypickypicky. buy them new cleaning products. you could smell like an explosion in a pine forest instead. or carbolic soap. alternatively, get those pluginthewall gizmos that zap a new poof of a different pong every 3 minutes.
just don't let anyone catch you putting a dab of Lemon PledgeTM behind your ears before a hot date.
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Date: 2007-02-22 03:40 am (UTC)No wonder Robert Duvall liked it so much.