Home, Sweet Home (kinda)

[bjarvis]

Our cleaning service descended upon our happy home this afternoon. It's nice to have the place cleaned up but it smells like our home has been napalmed with lemons.

Comments

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

it smells like our home has been napalmed with lemons

pickypickypicky. buy them new cleaning products. you could smell like an explosion in a pine forest instead. or carbolic soap. alternatively, get those pluginthewall gizmos that zap a new poof of a different pong every 3 minutes.

just don't let anyone catch you putting a dab of Lemon Pledge^TM behind your ears before a hot date.

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

Think of the alternatives to lemons for a clean smell. :-)

[apparentparadox]

I'll try not to take it as a statement about having Mark & me as guests that the cleaning service came right after we left.

[ted-badger.livejournal.com]

I didn't know they made lemon-scented napalm.

No wonder Robert Duvall liked it so much.