it smells like our home has been napalmed with lemons
pickypickypicky. buy them new cleaning products. you could smell like an explosion in a pine forest instead. or carbolic soap. alternatively, get those pluginthewall gizmos that zap a new poof of a different pong every 3 minutes.
just don't let anyone catch you putting a dab of Lemon PledgeTM behind your ears before a hot date.
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Date: 2007-02-21 05:08 am (UTC)pickypickypicky. buy them new cleaning products. you could smell like an explosion in a pine forest instead. or carbolic soap. alternatively, get those pluginthewall gizmos that zap a new poof of a different pong every 3 minutes.
just don't let anyone catch you putting a dab of Lemon PledgeTM behind your ears before a hot date.