bjarvis: (Brian Jarvis)
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A complete stranger just walked by my cube, announcing she was soliciting orders for girl scout cookies. I've just ordered five boxes of thin mints. Beg Ask nicely and I might share. :-)

A man with cookies!

Date: 2006-01-27 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redbearmark.livejournal.com
You are dangerous and wonderful all at the same time!

Re: A man with cookies!

Date: 2006-01-27 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
Medication could probably even it all out, but life wouldn't be as much fun.

Re: A man with cookies!

Date: 2006-01-27 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redbearmark.livejournal.com
but meds aren't as nice with a cup of tea or coffee now are they?

for the begging suggestion, what is required? (winking)

Date: 2006-01-27 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovesongman.livejournal.com
Oh yeah.... just as I throw all the cookies and candy out of my reach... you tempt me with sweets...get thee away.... oh demon you are!!!!!

Date: 2006-01-27 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
And there's much more evil (and chocolate) where that came from! :-)

Date: 2006-01-27 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovesongman.livejournal.com
Oh no.... look what you have done to me? You say mints, peanut butter....chocolate and I can't control myself!!! Someone please say carrot stick, celery...something non-caloric!

Date: 2006-01-27 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paigemom.livejournal.com
:P my least favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie.

You may have all of mine for life.

Samoas and Peanut Butter Sandwiches...are another story.

Date: 2006-01-27 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
I have an image in my head of Otto projectile-vomiting girl scout cookies across the room. I think I'll skip lunch now...

Date: 2006-01-27 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovesongman.livejournal.com
Does anyone remember when the oatmeal/peanut butter cookies used to be called Savannahs?

Date: 2006-01-27 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paigemom.livejournal.com
Yes. I was selling the damn things as early as 1973.

Date: 2006-01-27 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovesongman.livejournal.com
You were probably the top seller I bet! I used to eat a box of the Savannahs in one sitting... couple glasses of milk...I can taste it now!

Date: 2006-01-27 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paigemom.livejournal.com
especially when I would sneak into the student dorms down the block!

Date: 2006-01-27 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paigemom.livejournal.com
No, he hasn't projectiled anything yet. that's more my kid's field of expertise.

And he would only do that if they were made from real girl scouts.

confessions of a diabetic thinmintoholic

Date: 2006-01-28 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trawnapanda.livejournal.com
hello, my name is chris, and it's been three years since I last pigged out on Girl Guide Thin Mint Cookies.

[Hi Chris]

when I first came to this continent, I thought the regular Girl Guide Cookies (one row of chocolate, one row of vanilla) were the Bees Knees.

Then several decades later I discovered Girl Guide Thin Mint Cookies.

I became an abuser.

For several years I would happily buy my supply from Leah, a gen-U-ine Girl Guide at our church. Maybe no-one but me noticed that my orders were getting bigger and bigger (one year I ordered an entire carton of a dozen boxes). Or maybe I was just fooling myself that no-one noticed. I would binge (but NEVER purge), and then eventually go into withdrawal when the supply dried up, I'd whinge a bit and make my friends' lives miserable for the ten days it took me to get over the shakes, and then we were fine until the next round of selling.

Then one year, nothing happened. I eventually asked Lois (mother of Leah, who I hadn't seen for about a month) and it turned out that my pusher, er, enabler, um, vendor had grown up and was no longer a girl guide. EEEK! Catastrophe! what was I going to do???

Even though it had been months since GGTMCs had passed my lips, the withdrawal symptoms came back full force. Then next day, going into the subway, there was another girl guide at Wellesley station selling boxes. I got three.

One of those boxes was gone 2h after I got home. At this point, I looked at myself in the mirror, brushed the crumbs out of my beard (and caught them, and ingested same, I wasn't THAT reformed) and realised that I Have A Problem.

I built up another set of Suppliers getting 'em for me, from mothers-of-Guides-at-their-work (just like you), and even by post, I got Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies from the USofA. But I rationed myself, very strictly, NO MORE than 2/day.

A friend of mine observed (between cookies) that GGTMCs are probably more addictive than nicotine. He's right.

Which is why, even after I've had to give them up completely because of the diabetes, I know I'm still a GirlGuideThinMintCookieAholic, and always will be.

I just wanted to share that story.

Date: 2006-01-28 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bearfuz.livejournal.com
Are they made with real girl scouts?

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