Bah, Humbug!
Dec. 7th, 2005 09:49 amWhen apologies to the folks who created the original...
Dear Santa...Dear Santa, I've been busy! I went on a bender with George Bush a few years back, and the moron actually believed me when I said that deficits don't matter (-150 points). I approved the design of GM's Aztek (-30 points). Remember when Coca-Cola change their formula? That was me (-500 points). I shot Archduke Ferdinand (-1500 points). I persuaded Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to make "Gigli."(-1750 points). Overall, I've been pure evil (-3930 points). For Christmas I deserve the death penalty! Sincerely, |
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Date: 2005-12-08 11:04 am (UTC)