Bah, Humbug!

[bjarvis]

When apologies to the folks who created the original...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, I've been busy! I went on a bender with George Bush a few years back, and the moron actually believed me when I said that deficits don't matter (-150 points). I approved the design of GM's Aztek (-30 points). Remember when Coca-Cola change their formula? That was me (-500 points). I shot Archduke Ferdinand (-1500 points). I persuaded Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to make "Gigli."(-1750 points). Overall, I've been pure evil (-3930 points). For Christmas I deserve the death penalty! Sincerely, bjarvis

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Comments

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

Oh my! There just isn't enough fossil fuel to fill *your* stocking the way it needs to be -- so you're being sentenced to death instead! The horror!

Do try to be better next year.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

It would be tough to do much worse...