Why do people only call me on my cell phone...

[bjarvis]

...when I'm in the john? It's like they know.

Comments

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

I guess you haven't yet found the webcam we installed in the washroom! :)

[ted-badger.livejournal.com]

Hahaha you beat me to it

[abqdan.livejournal.com]

The question that bothers me more... why do so many people ANSWER the damned things when they are sitting on the toilet or standing at a urinal? I frequently hear conversations going on in the cubicles in the restroom at work, and I'm pretty sure these aren't the results of wide-stance activity. Who needs to hear noises off when talking to someone on the phone? Don't they have voicemail for just such a situation?

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

at least others dont answer it while in Steve or Brad (Names for example use only).....that would be taking "Bluetooth" technology too far.

'Hello, yes, the meeting is monday...can you hold on?"

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'Yes, the spreadsheet is on the "R" Drive under Current Project"

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

In *every* washroom at home and office, apparently.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just quickly hit the kill button and turn it off, just in case they call back immediately. It's embarrassing enough when my pager goes off while I'm powdering my nose.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

You are so going to burn in hell. Save me a seat but let me turn my cell phone off first.

[westwind-mv.livejournal.com]

Water attracts electricity. Duh.

;-)

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

you shouldn't have your cellphone in there anyway - the powder gums up the keypads something awful.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Those new phones with GPS technology will be the downfall of society!

[urbear]

We *do* know. What, you thought that the little camera on your phone was idle when you weren't actively using it?