Why do people only call me on my cell phone...

[bjarvis]

...when I'm in the john? It's like they know.

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[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

at least others dont answer it while in Steve or Brad (Names for example use only).....that would be taking "Bluetooth" technology too far.

'Hello, yes, the meeting is monday...can you hold on?"

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'Yes, the spreadsheet is on the "R" Drive under Current Project"

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

You are so going to burn in hell. Save me a seat but let me turn my cell phone off first.