Why do people only call me on my cell phone...

[bjarvis]

...when I'm in the john? It's like they know.

Comments

[abqdan.livejournal.com]

The question that bothers me more... why do so many people ANSWER the damned things when they are sitting on the toilet or standing at a urinal? I frequently hear conversations going on in the cubicles in the restroom at work, and I'm pretty sure these aren't the results of wide-stance activity. Who needs to hear noises off when talking to someone on the phone? Don't they have voicemail for just such a situation?

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just quickly hit the kill button and turn it off, just in case they call back immediately. It's embarrassing enough when my pager goes off while I'm powdering my nose.

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

you shouldn't have your cellphone in there anyway - the powder gums up the keypads something awful.