Halloween Overload

[bjarvis]

A few days ago, Kent agreed we should arm ourselves appropriately with candy should the neighbourhood kids come trick-or-treating. What harm could it do?

When I was out shopping on Sunday, I bought a couple of bags of little Kit-Kat bars as they're something I always looked forward to when I was a kid. And I tossed in some M&Ms for variety. And then some Three Musketeers as Kent likes them. And things kinda got out of hand from there.

I was a good boy: I didn't touch the stash before Halloween. Not much, anyway.

And not a soul came to our door. Nada. We have 15 lbs of freakin' Halloween mini candy bars to give away and not a kid approached our house. Now I have to eat the entire basket of goodies myself.

BURN IN HELL YOU LITTLE TWERPS!

Comments

[rsc.livejournal.com]

We never get them. John thinks that in Cambridge the kids only go to the houses of people they know. We never even bother to buy candy.

I think one trick-or-treater showed up once, about 10 years ago. We had to send him/her away empty-handed.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Once you're on the trick-or-treater blacklist, you're socially invisible. :-^