Grrr...

[bjarvis]

I just drove into Kensington to deposit some checks but I can't get near any ATM of my bank because the parking lots --all of them-- are packed with holiday shoppers. I even had to do some non-intuitive driving contortions just to get home again because the intersections are nearly gridlocked with yet more shoppers.

Did I mention lately how much I truly loathe xmas?

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[ohwolfman.livejournal.com]

Darling, you must find ways to enjoy the holidays as I do.

Last night while at a mandatory holiday party, we were given kits to make gingerbread men.

After slugging down three cocktails, the true nature of Christmas came out as I decorated my cookie:

A bra and panties, a worried expression, staples across the mouth, a bag over its head, and a noose to hang it from the limb of the nearest christmas tree.

Followed up with one more cocktail -- and *I* was in the holiday spirit!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

We need photos!