A Suggestion to My Colleagues

[bjarvis]

If you're going to join a conference call while telecommuting from home, you may wish to consider muting your telephone while waiting for the meeting to start. While your fight with your wife was mildly entertaining in a slow-moving-train-wreck kind of way, it's not how I'd like to start my morning, especially since I was keen on neither the meeting nor the morning already.

Thank you.

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[madknits.livejournal.com]

Or they could have been making billing and cooing sounds at each other. Honey Pie. Pumpkin Wumpkin. Sugar Lips. Macho Man. Motor Hips.

Or one could have had a hand in the other's crotch. Oooh, baby, yeah, like that. Ooooh honey!

My motto has ever been "a closed mouth catches no wee beasties."