To my fellow office workers:

[bjarvis]

When using the office copier for copying very detailed and intensely personal medical & financial records, I strongly recommend you remember to take your originals with you when you're done instead of leaving them on the sheet feeder output tray. If you must leave documents behind, please consider bearer bonds or large checks made out in my name. Thank you.

Comments

[abqdan.livejournal.com]

I was constantly amazed at things people leave on printers. As the IT Director for a small software house, I received a number of calls over the years from HR about things found in the printer tray, ranging from pornography through sexually explicit emails to job applications for other companies. HR's question was always - can you tell who printed this? My answer was generally no, we didn't log that; though I could often guess :-) The emails though were self-identifying!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

You get all the fun material! All I get are details of people's mortgage applications & credit card histories, with occasional immunization records and itemized prescription expenses. Booooooooring!

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

Beats the heck out of the "Mortgage Approval at 1%!" and "Rock Bottom Discount Vacation Packages!" we get several time a day on each of our fax machines.

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

Lately, there is stuff in the copier about retirement property that Anne is looking at in the Connecticut area. Very reasonable "near lakeside" property!

From this, and a couple of other hints, I've gleaned that Tom is leaving next year, and that because Tom is leaving, Anne (64 years old right now) is going to retire, too!