To my fellow office workers:

[bjarvis]

When using the office copier for copying very detailed and intensely personal medical & financial records, I strongly recommend you remember to take your originals with you when you're done instead of leaving them on the sheet feeder output tray. If you must leave documents behind, please consider bearer bonds or large checks made out in my name. Thank you.

Comments

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

Beats the heck out of the "Mortgage Approval at 1%!" and "Rock Bottom Discount Vacation Packages!" we get several time a day on each of our fax machines.