To All Airlines:

[bjarvis]

I'm willing to pay a 50% premium on my air fare for the guarantee there will be no screaming babies within three rows of my seat.

Thank you.

Comments

[moofedct.livejournal.com]

On a recent flight back to the bay area, I was seated with two kids in front of me and two kinds in the row to my left. Both were using DVD players, but only one used headphones. And the one without headphones insisted on period screams. I had to bust out with the earplugs just to do some reading.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Start buying drinks for the kids... they're too small to hold their alcohol and should pass out soon. :-^

[moofedct.livejournal.com]

I do like the way you think! bikerbearbmw says that his parents would give the children bendryl to put them to sleep during plane trips. The downside was that when they got to where they were going, the kids, now rested, had plenty of energy!