To All Airlines:

[bjarvis]

I'm willing to pay a 50% premium on my air fare for the guarantee there will be no screaming babies within three rows of my seat.

Thank you.

Comments

[allanh.livejournal.com]

I'd pay the same premium for a flight without "talkers" ... you know, the people whose vocal tones could peel a blackboard from fifty feet away, and they're the ones who natter on and on and on and on through the entire flight, at top volume?

They annoy me as much as the screaming babies.

This is why I carry both earplugs and a noise-cancelling headset when I fly.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

The kid in last night's joy was kicking the back of our seats. Grrr...