To All Airlines:

[bjarvis]

I'm willing to pay a 50% premium on my air fare for the guarantee there will be no screaming babies within three rows of my seat.

Thank you.

Comments

[bikerbearbmw.livejournal.com]

Why can't they have a screaming room like they do in some churches? Not that I ever attend church except for occasionally worshiping at the House of Pancakes

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

How about intentionally sitting groups with kids to a particular section of the plane, such as, say, the rear? It would boost sales for first class accomodations in the front...