If I squint a little, I read "I'm going to have a chocolate sundae on your behind." I prefer that interpretation. If you have trouble recognizing me the next time we meet, I'll be the one squinting.
I spent half an hour laying here with my pants down and half a pint of Haagen Daaz melting on my... then I read bearfuz's comment and realized I was a little short-sighted...
I spent half an hour laying here with my pants down and half a pint of Haagen Daaz melting on my...
The question is, when you were lying in that attractive position, did Brian ever show up to consume the chocolate ice cream you had so thoughtfully placed upon your arse? Licking up the little rivulets of melted stuff, you know.
It's what I do. Best of all, by consuming large quantities of chocolate sundaes, I'm keeping dairy farms in operation and contributing to world peace by improving the economies of cocoa-exporting countries.
Sundaes: they're delicious, and a moral obligation for the betterment of humanity. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :-)
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Date: 2006-04-19 04:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 04:48 pm (UTC)Until then, chocolate beware!
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Date: 2006-04-19 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 05:53 pm (UTC)"Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud..." :-)
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Date: 2006-04-19 06:35 pm (UTC)I hope you enjoy your sundae.
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Date: 2006-04-19 07:53 pm (UTC)Ice-Cream Glutea
Date: 2006-04-20 02:28 am (UTC)The question is, when you were lying in that attractive position, did Brian ever show up to consume the chocolate ice cream you had so thoughtfully placed upon your arse? Licking up the little rivulets of melted stuff, you know.
Enquiring Minds Need To Know.
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Date: 2006-04-19 07:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 09:29 pm (UTC)Sundaes: they're delicious, and a moral obligation for the betterment of humanity. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :-)