Happy birthday, squalidbear!

[bjarvis]

I'm going to have a chocolate sundae on your behalf. I'll let you know how it was.

Comments

[dr-scott.livejournal.com]

I wish I could eat what you eat. Foodwise, I mean.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

I'm enjoying it while I can... my metabolism will eventually slow down and force me to cut back on the evil but oh-so-tasty carbs.

Until then, chocolate beware!

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

If I squint a little, I read "I'm going to have a chocolate sundae on your behind." I prefer that interpretation. If you have trouble recognizing me the next time we meet, I'll be the one squinting.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

If I squint a little, I read "I'm going to have a chocolate sundae on your behind."

"Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud..." :-)

[moofedct.livejournal.com]

I've never really been one for sweets, though with the advent of Splenda, there more things out there that I can enjoy (not that I usually do...)

I hope you enjoy your sundae.

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

I spent half an hour laying here with my pants down and half a pint of Haagen Daaz melting on my... then I read bearfuz's comment and realized I was a little short-sighted...

[excessor.livejournal.com]

Did you mean "short-sighted" or "short-sited"?

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

Ummm, whichever's funnier?

[excessor.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm just not too sure you want the words "short-sited" to refer to your …

Ice-Cream Glutea

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

I spent half an hour laying here with my pants down and half a pint of Haagen Daaz melting on my...

The question is, when you were lying in that attractive position, did Brian ever show up to consume the chocolate ice cream you had so thoughtfully placed upon your arse? Licking up the little rivulets of melted stuff, you know.

Enquiring Minds Need To Know.

[excessor.livejournal.com]

You are such a giver.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

It's what I do. Best of all, by consuming large quantities of chocolate sundaes, I'm keeping dairy farms in operation and contributing to world peace by improving the economies of cocoa-exporting countries.

Sundaes: they're delicious, and a moral obligation for the betterment of humanity. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :-)