Dear Thomas V. Hubbell...

[bjarvis]

You don't know me, but I've learned a great deal about you since the refurbished Palm Tungsten E2 you returned to Circuit City arrived at my home this afternoon. I won more than I thought with that particular eBay auction.

I have your home & cell numbers so I suppose I could give you a call to give you the news, but it's more fun to do it here.

Seriously, dude, if you're planning a career in law enforcement --according to your resume-- you should know a bit about identity theft & how to avoid it. Things like shredding old documents, not giving out key information and erasing data from electronic devices before giving them away. OK, I know you're a little young but with a 3.8 GPA, you should know better. Your girlfriend Kim seems very pretty so perhaps she distracted you; I have her telephone numbers too, so I suppose I could ask.

BTW, I hope you do well on your Math 120 quiz this afternoon. It's on sections 4.4 and 4.6, in case you've forgotten.

Luv,
Brian

Comments

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

It could be that he simply didn't know how to wipe out all entries, but you'd think he'd have removed individual ones. I'm guessing based on the calendar entries that he got the thing as an xmas present so perhaps he simply decided he wasn't going to use it and would prefer trading it for some other useful product or store credit.

His loss is our collective amusement. :-)