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You don't know me, but I've learned a great deal about you since the refurbished Palm Tungsten E2 you returned to Circuit City arrived at my home this afternoon. I won more than I thought with that particular eBay auction.

I have your home & cell numbers so I suppose I could give you a call to give you the news, but it's more fun to do it here.

Seriously, dude, if you're planning a career in law enforcement --according to your resume-- you should know a bit about identity theft & how to avoid it. Things like shredding old documents, not giving out key information and erasing data from electronic devices before giving them away. OK, I know you're a little young but with a 3.8 GPA, you should know better. Your girlfriend Kim seems very pretty so perhaps she distracted you; I have her telephone numbers too, so I suppose I could ask.

BTW, I hope you do well on your Math 120 quiz this afternoon. It's on sections 4.4 and 4.6, in case you've forgotten.

Luv,
Brian

Sweet Bridget!

Date: 2006-03-18 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oolongindc.livejournal.com
That is hillarious!

Did you inform him that he hadn't erased it?
And since March is ask me something month I'm going to Ask:

How did you run across my LJ and why did you add me to your friends list?

Re: Sweet Bridget!

Date: 2006-03-20 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
If I remember correctly, I ran across your LJ via [livejournal.com profile] otterpop58. You & I met briefly at the ASGRA rodeo last year (year before?) so I added you to my friends list.

I've occasionally thought about making a massage appointment with you but as usual, when I need a massage most, I rarely have the time; when I have the time, I rarely have the need. Figures. :-)

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