And one more!

[bjarvis]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, I've been busy! A while ago, I had a drunken weekend met this guy at a state function who said that deficits don't matter, and I believed him (-250 points). I routinely take extended vacations instead of doing my job (-250 points). I appointed unqualified yes men to key government positions (-350 points). I needed to look decisive for the TV cameras so I sent the military off to invade another country without cause (-1500 points). I defended staff who were both incompetent and leaked official secrets for petty revenge (-500 points). Overall, I've been incredibly evil (-2850 points). For Christmas I deserve to be impeached! Sincerely, George W. Bush

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