I'm in a mood.

[bjarvis]

I'm in a playfully evil sort of mood this evening.

Overall, it's been a very good week at home and at work... life is pretty darn good right now. Of course, it will suck bilge water next week when I'm on call at the office and up to my eyeballs in evening appointments, gigs and commitments, but that's next week. Today I'm in a mood.

Right now, I feel like prank calling "Joe the Plumber," even though I'm sure he now realizes the full extend of his silliness.

I feel like swapping the decaf and high-test coffee in the office lounge. Most people will taste the difference; we'll be able to spot the ones who can't rather quickly.

I feel like making a Facebook group called "I have a better credit score than Iceland," although I'm a little wary of 300,000 fisherman & whale hunters steaming their way up the Chesapeake Bay to get even with me later.

I feel like calling my parents and talking to them in French, not just because I could use the practice but because they can't speak French and it pisses them off. We like to torture each other that way.

I feel like mailing huge piles of candy to my each of my nieces & nephew, taking gleeful knowledge that their parents will be go insane trying to corral the sucrose-fueled mini-monsters and I'm too many countries and/or states away to be made to babysit them until the sugar wears off.

I'm in a mood.

Comments

[weekilter.livejournal.com]

Have you always been evil® or did you have to work yourself into it?

[paigemom.livejournal.com]

Actually we'd probably intercept the candy and eat it ourselves ;)

[airporter.livejournal.com]

Now you've got me wondering what evil you've done to your husbands in this mood.

[rsc.livejournal.com]

In fairness to Joe the Plumber, it's not his fault that McCain decided to turn him into a Talking Point.

[(Anonymous)]

As your little sister and mother of 2 of those nieces, I am OK with you sending them lots of candy. Besides the oldest won't know because her parents will most likely eat most of the stash and the youngest is still a baby. Besides she has only four teeth and I don't want them to rot before the rest start coming in. But in fair turn I would most likely send you some chocolate Ex-lax in return for your thoughtful gifts. Who know maybe the family will take a nice vacation South and and see the girls' wonderful Uncles who will take them so Mommy and Daddy can have a day or two be themselves. I'll bring the candy for you this time. Love you.