Mangled Santa Meme

[bjarvis]

I entered my name and was a little disappointed with the output so I modified it to be more to my liking. Can you spot the changes? :-)

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I gave ohwolfman a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I helped jwg across the street (6 points). In June I gave tbone1961 a kidney (1000 points). In March I broke paigemom's X-Box (250 points). Overall, I've been nice (1301 points). For Christmas I deserve absolute power of life & death over the entire earth! Sincerely, bjarvis

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Comments

[allanh.livejournal.com]

"...absolute power of LIFE and death...".

If you can't spell it, Santa won't bring it for you...

(If you get that power ... please start with Shrub & Company.)

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Fixed! Thanks!

You'll have a seat on the Life & Death Advisory Board when established. Just don't be late to any meetings! :-)

[allanh.livejournal.com]

Of course I would be on time.

After all ... it's a matter of Life & Death.

[paigemom.livejournal.com]

you broke my x-box!!!!!!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Yes! And it was a Good Thing^TM! :-)

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Oops, I forgot... Bwaaahaaahaaahaaa! :-)