I Can't Believe I Did That

[bjarvis]

I went to McDonald's for lunch. I couldn't help myself: I just had a craving and woofed down two big macs, probably shaving a month off my life expectancy.

Does this make me a bad worse person?

Comments

Needs cheese.

[capy.livejournal.com]

Re: Needs cheese.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Um, can I have that with a side of insulin?

Come to think of it, make it a double shot of insulin and lipitor.

[manley1.livejournal.com]

Nah. It just makes you human.

[jeffbriggs.livejournal.com]

It is the new gay-friendly McD's that was drawing you there so you are excused.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah, that's it... I was overcome with feelings of gratitude for their corporate support. Yeah...

[jeffbriggs.livejournal.com]

well OK.............
their fries can be squeezed for impromto lube if needed.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Ew... I may never eat there again. Or have sex. Ever.

Nah, I probably will, but now I'll have this association stuck in my head every time I do.

[jeffbriggs.livejournal.com]

someone saved
someone saved
someone saved your life tonight.......hahahaha

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

*Two* Big Macs? You must be superhuman. I don't think I'd survive!

[kent4str.livejournal.com]

Comes from eating his mother's cooking growing up. Trust me on this one - if he could survive that he can survive anything.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Sad but true.

Last time I ate 2 Big Macs ...

[caller-dayle.livejournal.com]

We had just finished a "bong-off" in the dorm, summer of '81. I lost miserably (something like 7 hits in 25 minutes, room spinning, me with serious munchies ...) But I remember 2 of us walked to McD. I ordered a big mac, 2 lg fries, a shake and a soda. I had finished all the food ... literally as I walked back to the table. So I went back up and ordered the same food again, with an extra 19-cent cheeseburger as a chaser.

You know, come to think of it, maybe that's the beginnings of Cleveland asking me to do the bear tip ... hmmm !?!?!?!