This Morning's Reader-Inspired Post

[bjarvis]

paigemom says: You never talk much about house/relationship dynamics.

Let me illustrate by example. This morning, cuyahogarvr took some frozen chicken breasts out of the freezer to thaw for dinner tonight. kent4str sees them on the kitchen counter.

kent4str: Hey! There's something cold & dead on the counter!

bjarvis: My hopes & dreams?

kent4str: If it was that, you'd hear stomping sounds!

cuyahogarvr: Behave yourselves, you two.

Comments

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, most right-minded people would think that. In reality, however...

[apparentparadox]

Were you calling me right-minded????

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Just for the briefest of moments when you posted this morning. I'm sure it was just a quirk brought about by the phase of the moon, excitement about the Phoenix Mars Lander and possibly mild food poisoning experienced in the early 1980s. I'm sure it'll never happen again... seriously, what are the odds? :-)