I'm a Bad Person

[bjarvis]

I've been UNIX primary all of this week so I've barely had enough time to dash downstairs to get a salad for lunch. Today, I've passed the pager to the weekend guys so I'm off the hook.

Since I was in the vicinity for a separate business function, I indulged my sudden craving for a fast greasy McDonald's burger. Fortunately, my inner angel nudged me at the last minute, compelling me to replace my longing for a Big Mac with a mere double cheeseburger. Well, two of them actually. This small substitution hopefully staved off my eventual death-by-artery-clogging by a few hours, but I still feel dirty in a contented, satisfied kind of way.

Comments

[cubmike74.livejournal.com]

hold on a second there bucko. Am I understanding this correctly?
2 double cheesebugers < 1 big mac??

Not that I'm one to judge, look at me. I've known more than a few double cheeseburgers. LOL

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Off hand, I have no idea if 2 double cheeseburgers is truly < 1 big mac. I'm afraid to find out 'cause my feeling is that like Schrodinger's cat the answer is undetermined until one looks; thanks to Murphy's law, once one does look, the answer is the precise opposite of what one hoped for.

In short, I'm doomed either way so I'm indulging in a happy fantasy that 2 cb < 1 bm.

[bigmacbear]

"What have you done with the cat? It looks half-dead!"
-- Mrs. Schrödinger