Misc Utterings

[bjarvis]

This morning, I forgot my watch on the nightstand at home. Now I don't know what time it is down to the millisecond.

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For the second night in a row, I spent the entire night in my own bed. 2008 is turning out to be a banner year.

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Yesterday afternoon, I picked up kent4str at the Metro station. (I keep telling him he could make more money working more popular street corners, but he's there twice a day regardless.) Anyway, I was amused by the vanity tag on the SUV in front of me:

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Zipping southbond along I95 home from square dancing in Baltimore last night, we were passed by a huge tanker truck with markings indicating it was carrying molasses.

kent4str: "Considering the month, shouldn't it be going a lot slower?"
bjarvis: "Yeah, probably. But it's a sweeeeeeeet ride!"

Fortunately, he couldn't hit me 'cause I was driving and we would have both died.

Comments

[jss]

It could be much less sweet than you think; see here.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Ick. Pretty gruesome.

[jss]

And gluesome.

[kent4str.livejournal.com]

Yup, I thought of that incident as we passed the truck, grateful we were uphill.

[jss]

Good, though with bjarvis' luck you'd've managed to do so in a space-time inversion that locally reversed gravity's direction.

[paigemom.livejournal.com]

Too bad that plate is already taken, it would be perfect for Kent's van.

[rsc.livejournal.com]

On the assumption that you're not driving at the present moment, THWAP!

[airporter.livejournal.com]

If the conversation around your home is like that often, can I come sit in a corner for a weekend? The entertainment (not to mention the rest) would be ever so welcome.

Oh and if it's any enticement at all...the right smile and humour melts me totally. ;)

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

No one gets to just sit in the corner... everybody participates! We'll save you a spot in the middle. :-)

[airporter.livejournal.com]

When pressed, I will admit to a liking for the middle.

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

its the most anal retentive cuddly totally sweet post in a long while.

thank you.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Yer welcome!