Darling, you must find ways to enjoy the holidays as I do.
Last night while at a mandatory holiday party, we were given kits to make gingerbread men.
After slugging down three cocktails, the true nature of Christmas came out as I decorated my cookie:
A bra and panties, a worried expression, staples across the mouth, a bag over its head, and a noose to hang it from the limb of the nearest christmas tree.
Followed up with one more cocktail -- and *I* was in the holiday spirit!
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Date: 2007-12-09 12:23 pm (UTC)Last night while at a mandatory holiday party, we were given kits to make gingerbread men.
After slugging down three cocktails, the true nature of Christmas came out as I decorated my cookie:
A bra and panties, a worried expression, staples across the mouth, a bag over its head, and a noose to hang it from the limb of the nearest christmas tree.
Followed up with one more cocktail -- and *I* was in the holiday spirit!