bjarvis | Troy did it, so now it's my turn. :-)

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Brian Arthur Jarvis
Birthday:	early 1967. Too fearful of identity theft to be more specific.
Birthplace:	Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Current Location:	Silver Spring, MD, USA
Eye Color:	hazel
Hair Color:	brown
Height:	173 cm
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right-handed
Your Heritage:	Canadian white trash, mostly British.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Rockport walking shoes
Your Weakness:	Dark chocolate, large moustaches, dark eyes
Your Fears:	Failure, being poor, spending the last years of my life alone.
Your Perfect Pizza:	All meat.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Not going postal.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Never use IM. Too distracting.
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Crap, is it morning already?
Your Best Physical Feature:	None. I'm utterly average.
Your Bedtime:	midnight.
Your Most Missed Memory:	Walking through the trees along the trail at the south end of my parents' farm in the early 1980s.
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Neither: Wendy's in the US, Harvey's in Canada.
Single or Group Dates:	Group.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Neither. Bigelow's has a nice selection of herbals.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate, dark & bitter. Nothing else compares.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Not into coffee.
Do you Smoke:	Nope.
Do you Swear:	Mostly at work, under my breath.
Do you Sing:	I'm attempting, but I need work.
Do you Shower Daily:	Every morning.
Have you Been in Love:	Many times.
Do you want to go to College:	Been there, done that multiple times.
Do you want to get Married:	Now that Canada allows it, yup, we likely will some day.
Do you belive in yourself:	Yup.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Never.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Average.
Are you a Health Freak:	Nope.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Splendidly.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Love them!
Do you play an Instrument:	Yes, although I haven't touched a piano in years.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	No.
In the past month have you Smoked:	No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	With hubby Kent, many times.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	For shopping, not hanging out.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No. I prefer my carrion thoroughly grilled.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Many times.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No.
Ever been Drunk:	No.
Ever been called a Tease:	Yes.
Ever been Beaten up:	Not since I was 8 or so.
Ever Shoplifted:	No.
How do you want to Die:	At the hands of a jealous husband. Failing that, quietly in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Rich & retired.
What country would you most like to Visit:	England.
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Brown
Favourite Hair Color:	Black
Short or Long Hair:	Short
Height:	170-175 cm
Weight:	70-75 kg
Best Clothing Style:	Tight jeans and a nice shirt.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Presuming you mean recreational, none.
Number of CDs I own:	About 50.
Number of Piercings:	None.
Number of Tattoos:	None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Not coming out earlier. Not travelling more. Missing the Internet stock bubble.
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