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One of the more horrifying traditions among a circle of friends of mine in Toronto was the passing of the dreaded gift.

This particular gift, still in its original shrinkwrap, began circulating decades ago. Whoever received it would be obliged to repackage it --preferably in some creative way to utterly disguise its nature-- then re-gift it to someone else at some future event --birthday, anniversary, housewarming, detox, whatever-- when they least expect it.

[livejournal.com profile] kent4str knew this tradition and contacted John S. in Toronto to see if the item could be located for the purpose of returning this particular abomination to my life. John couldn't locate it --no one would admit having it-- so he found an identical one on eBay and shipped it down to the US for us.



Donny & Marie jigsaw puzzle, 2007-02-03 Donny & Marie jigsaw puzzle, 2007-02-03
The horror!




Now I have to wrap up the damn thing and send it along to someone else. The only snag is that as my circle of friends age, we're getting closer & closer to the possibility of a heart attack, or at least to the point where "life imprisonment" doesn't mean much as it once did.

Date: 2007-02-05 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brunorepublic.livejournal.com
Good lord. This sounds like something out of a Stephen King novel!

Date: 2007-02-05 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frauholla.livejournal.com
That is just pure evil!

Date: 2007-02-05 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madknits.livejournal.com
Aaarrgghhh! My eyes! My eyes!

Oh, the horror! The horror!

Date: 2007-02-05 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paigemom.livejournal.com
*runs screaming from room*

Date: 2007-02-05 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrishansenhome.livejournal.com
I thought thisw read "nuns screaming from room" and had visions of being walled up with Sister Mary Mimeograph for all eternity.

Date: 2007-02-06 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paigemom.livejournal.com
That's almost worse than the puzzle!

Date: 2007-02-05 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jwg.livejournal.com
lucky you

...whoever donny and marie might be....

actually I see that they still exist

Date: 2007-02-05 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bearfuz.livejournal.com
You're joking, right?

?????

???

Date: 2007-02-05 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billeyler.livejournal.com
A group of us had that tradition in the late 80s into the early 90s...it was a bizarre ceramic animal of some sort. I can't even remember what it was. Just like for you, it would show up at various gatherings.

It made me realized that this particular circle of friends disbanded a LONG time ago!

Date: 2007-02-05 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rwgill.livejournal.com
That's simply brilliant!

Date: 2007-02-05 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moofedct.livejournal.com
Wow. They sure do have big teeth!

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