Mysteries of the Universe

[bjarvis]

How is it that my employer doesn't blink at purchasing millions of dollars in computer servers on a whim, but somehow can't acquire a microwave more powerful than an E-Z Bake oven for our pantry?

Comments

[airporter.livejournal.com]

I think it has something to do with playing to one's strengths. Obviously, the company needs to hire a consultant specializing in microwave oven advising.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm in the wrong line of work.

Dogbert's Pantry Appliance Consultations. Has a nice ring. :-)

Read the written word man.

[airporter.livejournal.com]

I read that first as "Dogbert's Party Appliance" and shuddered, imagining Dogbert displaying his wares at a Passion Party.