Nope, Didn't Happen Today Either

Another day, another would-be Rapture. If I had to chug a beer or down a shot for every person who has crossed my path declaring this to be the End Times, that the Rapture is nigh and quoting from the Book of Revelations, I'd be plastered 24/7 since the early 1980s. It's just sad so many people are sucked in by so much baseless reality-free superstition.