I'm in an odd state of mind right now but I feel fully justified in blaming the weather.
I can't stand high heat and humidity. Hell, I can't tolerate moderate heat and humidity. Water is meant to be enjoyed in its solid or liquid form, not as steam or plasma.
Despite my wishes to the contrary, the universe has determined that the temperature today should exceed 100 degrees F with extreme humidity. The universe already owes me big for not selecting my numbers for last Saturday's Powerball lottery: now it's just being bitchy.
My next-cube neighbour at work has suggested my lethargy may be due to a lack of proper hydration. She may have a point but I fear no amount of drinking will ever make up for having to workhere for a living. Well, unless it's heavily spiked, anyway.
Today's to-do list: surviving until 4 PM, tanked up on fruit juice and water. All else is luxury. Damn universe.
I can't stand high heat and humidity. Hell, I can't tolerate moderate heat and humidity. Water is meant to be enjoyed in its solid or liquid form, not as steam or plasma.
Despite my wishes to the contrary, the universe has determined that the temperature today should exceed 100 degrees F with extreme humidity. The universe already owes me big for not selecting my numbers for last Saturday's Powerball lottery: now it's just being bitchy.
My next-cube neighbour at work has suggested my lethargy may be due to a lack of proper hydration. She may have a point but I fear no amount of drinking will ever make up for having to work
Today's to-do list: surviving until 4 PM, tanked up on fruit juice and water. All else is luxury. Damn universe.