I Got No Sleep Last Night...

...for all the wrong reasons.

Snugglebunny was snoring. Really snoring. Wake-the-dead kind of snoring. On nights like this, I usually slip out of the bedroom quietly with my alarm clock & pillow tucked under my arm and camp out in the guestroom. I spent the larger part of the evening making up the room for a pending guest so there was no way I was going to mess up my own creation; instead, I grabbed an extra blanket from the sewing room closet and curled up on the couch in the living room.

I could still here him from there...

snore coff coff hic snore *pause* snore choke wheeze sniff coff
wheeze wheeze wheeze snore hic choke *pause* snore snore snore

It's like trying to sleep to a Danny Elfman score.

Memo to self: I need a more comfortable couch.

I Got No Sleep Last Night...

...for all the wrong reasons.

Snugglebunny was snoring. Really snoring. Wake-the-dead kind of snoring. On nights like this, I usually slip out of the bedroom quietly with my alarm clock & pillow tucked under my arm and camp out in the guestroom. I spent the larger part of the evening making up the room for a pending guest so there was no way I was going to mess up my own creation; instead, I grabbed an extra blanket from the sewing room closet and curled up on the couch in the living room.

I could still here him from there...

snore coff coff hic snore *pause* snore choke wheeze sniff coff
wheeze wheeze wheeze snore hic choke *pause* snore snore snore

It's like trying to sleep to a Danny Elfman score.

Memo to self: I need a more comfortable couch.

Ah, the holidays

It's xmas eve and I am so glad I'm not anywhere near a shopping mall right now.

My shopping was largely done weeks ago, save for a few stocking stuffers. The gifts are wrapped & under the tree; the stocking items are primed & ready for rapid deployment in a suitably sneaky fashion some time late tonight/early tomorrow.

My dear hubby is being a seasonably appropriate tease about what he's giving me. This either means that it's something faaaabulous (like chocolate or a contract on my parents) or he hasn't figured it out yet because he still needs to do last minute shopping. My money would be on the latter if I had any left. Ah, the magic of xmas.

jearbear65oh & hubby David telephoned a couple of hours ago to say that they were thinking of us, bless their furry little hearts. Mom called too, relaying that their bank extends their holiday greetings to me. Being full of xmas cheer^TM, I didn't tell her to bite me but I did think it very loudly. I'm sure Kent can buff my finger indentations out of the telephone handset eventually.

I suppose I should go make myself useful cleaning up the place for our guest, but I'd rather surf the net for porn. Decisions, decisions.

Ah, the holidays

It's xmas eve and I am so glad I'm not anywhere near a shopping mall right now.

My shopping was largely done weeks ago, save for a few stocking stuffers. The gifts are wrapped & under the tree; the stocking items are primed & ready for rapid deployment in a suitably sneaky fashion some time late tonight/early tomorrow.

My dear hubby is being a seasonably appropriate tease about what he's giving me. This either means that it's something faaaabulous (like chocolate or a contract on my parents) or he hasn't figured it out yet because he still needs to do last minute shopping. My money would be on the latter if I had any left. Ah, the magic of xmas.

jearbear65oh & hubby David telephoned a couple of hours ago to say that they were thinking of us, bless their furry little hearts. Mom called too, relaying that their bank extends their holiday greetings to me. Being full of xmas cheer^TM, I didn't tell her to bite me but I did think it very loudly. I'm sure Kent can buff my finger indentations out of the telephone handset eventually.

I suppose I should go make myself useful cleaning up the place for our guest, but I'd rather surf the net for porn. Decisions, decisions.