Sweet Jesus...

[bjarvis]

If one more person comes by my cube with a critical must-be-done-by-yesterday project, I'm gonna go postal.

Two such people tried that crap so far today. I sent them away disappointed. The next one will be made into a warning to all subsequent intruders.

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[allanh.livejournal.com]

The next project request that comes by, I think you should stand up, raise your hands in the air, and animalistically scream as loudly and incomprehensibly as you can. Gibbering is good. Then you start moving slowly towards the person asking the question, and begin to reach out as if to strangle them...

I think they'll get the message.