Sweet Jesus...

[bjarvis]

If one more person comes by my cube with a critical must-be-done-by-yesterday project, I'm gonna go postal.

Two such people tried that crap so far today. I sent them away disappointed. The next one will be made into a warning to all subsequent intruders.

Comments

[cuyahogarvr.livejournal.com]

Just hang a large gruesome, bloody crucifix over your cube with a sign that reads "tread lightly". Believers and non-believers alike will get the message, an no mess for you to clean up.