Coffee Crisp Juggernaut

[bjarvis]

The chocolate bar invasion of the US continues unabated. I have been able to find Coffee Crisp at 7-11 convenience stores in the vicinity of Laurel and Frederick, MD, as well as in north-west Washington, DC, and Reston, VA. Alas, the one 7-11 store which truly matters --the one across the road from my office-- hasn't caught on yet.

None were found at Sheetz outlets in West Virginia as of two weekends ago, but we now have reports of Coffee Crisp being available in Cleveland, OH!

Resistance is futile! Embrace the chocolate!

Comments

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

Dear, I think you just like chocolate. ;-)

[kent4str.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, he doesn't JUST like chocolate. He loves chocolate. He lives and breathes chocolate. Sometimes I think that he'd rather give up me than chocolate. Well, most of the time, actually.

Look up "chocoholic" in the dictionary and there's a scratch-n-sniff of him...

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

LOL...

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

I am waiting for it to appear in NY convenience stores! Koreans, hear my cry! Greek diners, supermarkets, attend my plea! Hear my prayer, o delis, o bodegas!

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

I love Sheetz convience stores like I love my own genitalia.... If they ever moved into Ohio my diet would be forever screwed. People think I moved to Ohio for a job five years ago but in reality I was moving away from the Sheetz chain to keep myself from growing to Marlon Brando size...

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Sheetz will feel my wrath until they stock my beloved chocolate bars. They must be already reeling from the financial strain of you moving to Ohio so it should only take a slight nudge to bring them into the light...

[kitschparade.livejournal.com]

i've noticed them in the vending machine on my floor here at work. woo!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm thinking about lodging a human rights complaint or somethin' like against my employer until they stock 'em. :-)

Not Cleveland!

[cuyahogarvr.livejournal.com]

Oh no, not Cleveland!! -- Cleveland barely has any 7-11 stores anymore, it was in Toledo, OH - the other side of the State, so don't plan on coming to Cleveland any time soon and finding them - still not available in my home town.

Re: Not Cleveland!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Damn! We're going to be in Cleveland next week...

City of Cleveland: You have one week to get your act together. Don't wait to the last minute: get Coffee Crisp bars now!

Re: Not Cleveland!

[cuyahogarvr.livejournal.com]

I have 3 bars left.... Maybe I'll save them for you .... Maybe not.....

Re: Not Cleveland!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

I'll bring my own, just in case. Presuming they're not declared to be weapons of mass destruction and excluded from air travel, of course.