Bear411 Silliness
Jul. 16th, 2006 11:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bjarvisI was in Crate & Barrel yesterday afternoon when co-trailer trash ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jearbear65oh calls my cell phone.
"Are you near a computer?" he asked.
"Um, nope. But there's some lovely pie plates to my left if you're interested."
"Maybe another time. When you get a chance, go to Bear411 and look up the profile of bear511."
"Why are you on Bear411 at 2:30 in the afternoon on a Saturday? Go outside and get some exercise. Come back to it at 2 AM like everyone else."
"Never mind why I'm on right now. Just go look as soon as you can." *click*
When Jeff and I returned to his place, we looked up the profile in question:
"Bear511 - San francisco | CALIFORNIA | USA
Hi! My Name is Mark. I am a Bottom.
I Can Speak: -English-"
Fine & unexceptional, except the photo is that of my dear husband,kent4str circa 1996. He's a little greyer now than he was then --10 years with me will do that to a person-- but that's him.
I'm so tempted to mess with Mark... "Great photo! Got any more? No? That's a shame, but hey look, I have photos of at our campsite! At our thanksgiving party! At our wedding!"
kent4str is still trying to decide if he's amused, angry or just annoyed. I'm choosing the amused option, but then again, it's not my photo. I wonder if anyone has ever used one of mine. And I wonder what this Mark actually looks like.
jearbear65oh calls my cell phone."Are you near a computer?" he asked.
"Um, nope. But there's some lovely pie plates to my left if you're interested."
"Maybe another time. When you get a chance, go to Bear411 and look up the profile of bear511."
"Why are you on Bear411 at 2:30 in the afternoon on a Saturday? Go outside and get some exercise. Come back to it at 2 AM like everyone else."
"Never mind why I'm on right now. Just go look as soon as you can." *click*
When Jeff and I returned to his place, we looked up the profile in question:
"Bear511 - San francisco | CALIFORNIA | USA
Hi! My Name is Mark. I am a Bottom.
I Can Speak: -English-"
Fine & unexceptional, except the photo is that of my dear husband,
kent4str circa 1996. He's a little greyer now than he was then --10 years with me will do that to a person-- but that's him.I'm so tempted to mess with Mark... "Great photo! Got any more? No? That's a shame, but hey look, I have photos of at our campsite! At our thanksgiving party! At our wedding!"
kent4str is still trying to decide if he's amused, angry or just annoyed. I'm choosing the amused option, but then again, it's not my photo. I wonder if anyone has ever used one of mine. And I wonder what this Mark actually looks like.
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Date: 2006-07-17 12:56 pm (UTC)And of course "Mark" is a pseudonym. He's actually Skippy, Kent's evil twin. What's good about this is we now know that ETS is living in San Francisco, and if any hanky-panky starts up, that's where to begin the search.
as to "top" -- um, Real Tops don't wear powder blue ice skates.
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Date: 2006-07-17 02:06 pm (UTC)2) They weren't powder blue, but more of a royal.
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Date: 2006-07-17 02:19 pm (UTC)2)of COURSE it was Royal Blue, queens were wearing them. But the photo looks light blue, not dark/royal blue. unless you count the what look like velcro closures. NOT a butch top colour.
3)is this turning into a velcro bondage story for queens?
4)time to go to work now.